pacattack05's Blog

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12 "God, now I know why I am not gay."

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

The perfect marriage is like a perfect murder. The perfect part is not to get caught.

Sirloin ground beef mixed with Lipton onion soup mix. If you use sirloin, don't mix bread crumbs because you want to taste the quality meat you paid for...lol Garlic, a lot of black pepper, extra parsley, and don't add any salt because the soup mix has plenty. Also no eggs. This is like a cross between a burger and a meatloaf. Actually, it's a huge rectangular burger that gets sliced in slabs...lol

For a side, I boiled potatoes, but first cut them in 2 inch pieces so they could cook quickly. Then used a masher to mix the potatoes, real butter..(Don't use that make believe crap of vats of margarine or whatever tubs. That stuff is one chemical step away from plastic. Also it has partially hydrogenated oils which disturb the liver. Real butter in moderation is better than that other stuff. Why do you think it's so cheap?) Anyway...a little salt, pepper, milk, and you just created smashed spuds...lol

For the greens, I boiled asparagus until tender, then I drained the water and added parmesian cheese. MMMMMMMM!

For the gravy, I had 2 large onions cut into long ways and fried them in butter until they caramelized a nicely dark gloden brown. At the end, I added sliced baby bella mushrooms until wilted. I bought "Boston Market" jars of gravy made from real drippings at 2 bucks a pop...WOW!, and threw that in the mix of onions and mushrooms with lots of black pepper.

You should smell this house...lol Especially when the onions were darkening and the natural sugars oozed out...lol

My bypass surgery is on monday...lol

Why is there a shortage of Irish lawyers?

They can't pass the bar.

777 came out in Florida tonight, and I called my roommate to tell him knowing he was on his way to the casino. I called him and the very first thing I sad to him was that he will hit on 777. Then I told him why I thought this...because of the p-3. He said that as I was telling him about this, he was simulataneously opening the front door of casino to go in. That was weird enough, but about 20 minutes ago, he called me so I could hear the machine's bells going off, and that he won 200 bucks on 777. I told him that this was just an appetizer and that he was gonna hit a bigger won. 

Maybe he'll thrown a bone....lol 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuMLtHby9Vs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55YnbnFoLHI

My roomate and his girlfriend love this band...The Dave Mathews Band. So I showed them this short bit and it's really funny.

As of 1-1-08, Court TV is now called A-court...Actuality not almost reality....lol.... Like realistic wasn't real enough? Actuality is more real than reality? Aren't they the same thing?

Silly Willy...or Sillly Sallly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtUiQJc7ZMI

How can something that has no end exist simultaneously as we speak? I'm talking about the endlessness of space.

When I show you a glass, it's a done deal. But the universe is different. It's not finished like a glass. The job can never ever be completed, as in the making of the wine glass. The wine glass is a finished product.

Empty space that has no boundries can't be finished right? You can't say Voila! here's the universe. Unveil it like a painting. The job is never done because it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on, and never ends. So how can all of the universe exist as we speak, when all of it is still being manufactured on the edges of creation. Think about this. No matter how fast creation happened, the job is still not filled. The job of creating anything that has no end to it, is simply illogical. Maybe there was no creation and empty space had to exist, with or without God in the picture. Who ever said that life as we know had to be created? Maybe it's just been this way all the time, and we have just woken up into this universe, like flowering seeds opening their pedals towards sunlight.

The problem lies with the existence of what I'm refuting. I know for a fact that all of the never ending space is real...it has to be because it was here all along. I have no proof, but at the same time, I still can't understand how something that can never end be called, named, anything at all. It's not done yet and will never ever be. You know why? Cause it doesen't end my friend. It doesen't end.

We have awakened. I can see. I can smell. And more importantly, we can be. All you can be...lol

My question to you......the great folks here at the LP is this...

Does conscienceness prove the existence of ?

Are spiders conscience? Like we are?

Awareness is spooky to me. I look at everything too methodically. After a while of thinking, everything doesen't make sense anymore. I'm sitting in a chair that is firmly planted to the ground, while spinning on a floating rock in space, scratching my head wondering what the hell am I doing on this overgrown rock with oceans and mountains. Even though the awareness is scary, I have to at one point suck it up and be a man. In fact who really cares that we all live on floating rock hurdling through space at 10,000 miles per hour. Who cares that out of nothing , animated beings can come forth. Who knew?

Can God make a stone so big that he couldn't carry it? That's an oldie but goody, I know....

I read that one plus others while I was working in Baruch college bookstore in N.Y.C. years ago.

I just had a debate with a person whom I thought was somewhat in the know. I catch myself of the same from time to time, so I felt it was fair that I not point fingers. Nevertheless, in my opiness, I sense it's something most people know. Who knows...maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm white...lol

Anywhoo.........To set the record straight on the good ole LP, with thousands watching, sound...101

Sound....101 : Three rules for sound to exist....ready?

1. There must be the maker of the vibration.

2. There must be a medium in which that vibration can travel.

3. There must be a receiver.

If any of those three are missing you have no sound.

 Someone or something living has to be there to witness the situation, and put some dimension towards it's existence.

If a tree fell, and there wasn't anyone around to hear it, how could you possibly know that it even fell in the first place? If you weren't there, you wouldn't know anything anyway right?

Of course it dosen't make a sound. It only makes a sound to something living within hearing range, who has the ears to listen.

Einstein is right.....Everything is relative. 

OK! Let me get this straight.

Out of a few million sperm units, I happen to win the JP of life. I already beat enormous odds.

Now....I have to beat the odds once again.....

Does it ever make you think your job is never done?

Poll Material? NYET!

It's friday, and an elderly man goes to his doctor for some Viagra. He asks him for a couple extra because he has 2 dates. The doctor warns him about taking too much, but decides to gives him the pills, and asks him to come back on Monday for a check-up.

The man says that there's nothing to worry about, and that he'll keep his promise to return on Monday.

On Monday the man returns with his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asks "What happened?"

The man replies, "My dates never showed up".