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Reminder

Reminder

During this political season, it is good to be reminded of these wise words:   
 
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. 
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. 
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves. 
                                                     
                                                                                --Abraham Lincoln
Entry #99

Strange Days Strange Skies

STRANGE DAYS  STRANGE SKIES

LIFE EXPECTANCY DROPS TO 69.3 YEARS IN THE USA
HOW MUCH IS 8 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE WORTH?
In2003 life expectancy in the USA was 77.6 years. The drop to 69.3 yearssince 2003, a drop of over 8 years is startling information.  Thisperiod of time just happens to coincide with a time when there has beennon-stop spraying of chemtrails coast to coast on an almost dailybasis.  There is plenty of scientific research proving that anyincrease in airborne particulates causes a corresponding increase inthe death rate of the exposed population so imo the chemtrails are aglaringly obvious factor in this significant drop in expected life span.

TO PUT IT BLUNTLY IT APPEARS THAT THE CHEMTRAILS ARE ROBBING EVERYONE IN THE USA OF 8 YEARS OF LIFE.

Ioriginally found the life expectancy stats headlined in an article atRense.com. The original article has since disappeared off the Rensesite.

http://imageevent.com/firesat/strangedaysstrangeskies?z=3&c=4&n=1&m=-1&w=4&x=0&p=14

Entry #98

Sunday Complaints

*Sunday Complaints*

After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning."

The father commented, "The sermon was too long."

Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a pretty good show for a dollar."
Entry #93

Where to live after you retire

Where to live after Retirement
 
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....  
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.  
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 
5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.  
6 The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!  
 
You can Live in California where... 
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.  
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 
3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them howlongit will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought
 
You can Live in New York City where... 
1. You say 'the city' and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.  
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't findWisconsin on a map.  
3.You think Central Park is 'nature,' 
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.  
5. You've worn out a car horn. 
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. 
 
You can Live in Minnesota where... 
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. 
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 
3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
 
  You can Live in the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 
2. 'y'all' is singular and 'all y'all' is plural.  
3. 'He needed killin'' is a valid defense.  
4.Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob , Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.  
 
You can live in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountainbike atop your $500 car. 
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.  
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.  
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.  
 
You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.  
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.  
3. You have had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' on the same day.  
4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?'  
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, 'It was different!'  
 
  AND You can live in Florida where.. 
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. 
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.  
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 
5 Cars in front of you are driven by headless people.
 
 
Entry #92

Texas bar sues church

(Not sure of the validity of this, the person who e-mailed it never send cites, but it is kind of thought provoking!):

How would you like to bethe Judge?

TEXAS Bar Sues Church

In a small Texas town, ( Mt. Vernon ) Drummond's bar began construction on a new building to increase their business.
The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening
withpetitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week beforeopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar
owner sued the church on the grounds that the
church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either
throughdirect or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently denied allresponsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its replyto the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At
the hearing he commented, 'I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
that does not.'

Entry #91

The Stained Apron

The Stained Apron

Dedicated to the venting of food servers' frustrations
and a harsh education of the dining public!

 This is a website for those in the food service business....

Poke around, there's some great stories....

http://www.stainedapron.com/

Since we have discussions heree on LP about would you quit your job, consider some of these stories- and these people didn't hit a jackpot, they just got fed up! The I Quit page:

http://www.stainedapron.com/quit.htm

Entry #90

Ex-Astronaut: Aliens Are Real and Government Knows It

Ex-Astronaut: Aliens Are Real and Government Knows It

Former NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr. Edgar Mitchell — a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission — claims aliens exist.

Hesays extraterrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions — but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.

Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview in Birmingham, England, that sources in the federal government who had had contact with aliens described the beings as "little people who look strange to us."

He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a "small gray" — short, slight frame, large eyes and large head.

Mitchell also claimed human technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as the aliens' and "had they been hostile," he warned "we would be been gone by now."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,390161,00.html

Entry #89

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
In October 2008 a newversion of the U.S. citizenship test will be taken by all applicants.Could you pass it? The questions are usually selected from a list of100 samples that prospective citizens can look at ahead of theinterview. Some are easy, some are not. We have picked some of the moredifficult ones.

NOTES: Candidates are not given multiple choicesin the naturalization interview. The following questions have beenadapted from the immigration service’s sample questions.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/

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