joker17's Blog

I'm sorry, I meant the Illuminati....

Well, If it ain't one thing, it's another.

3 days ago I was bending over to pick something up. As i stood up, a very small black blob/jellybean shaped object appeared at the corner of my right eye. As the day progressed the blob broke into smaller piece and eventually has become into a cobweb strand that is close to the line of vision.

In the past 3 days I've done some research and the best cure is a laser treatment where the doctor zaps the clumps away into a gas thus dissolving the proteins.

The eye has a Vitreous gel that makes up the shape of the eyeball. As a person ages, the gel becomes less solid and liquifies. Some of the gel seeps through a membrane and becomes a floater.

I can't afford the expensive procedure, so hopefully the VA hospital might be able to help me.

The fun never ends.....lol

Below is a video of an actual laser treatment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNUnU-ra6yg

Monday, January 17th 2011, 7:57 PM

 http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2011/01/17/2011-01-17_cat_is_summoned_for_jury_duty_in_boston_court_rejects_owners_appeal_to_disqualif.html#ixzz1BUoRu64l

• 17 January 2011, 11:03

A Chinese family had to leave their home after a giant sinkhole suddenly opened up in their backyard overnight.

The hole is nearly 70ft wide and nobody has so far even been able to measure how deep it is.

Zhang Fengrong, 58, of Leshan, Sichuan province, said he suddenly heard a roaring sound at 2am.

He stepped outside and was amazed to see the giant hole opening up, and getting closer and closer to his house.

At first, it was only 10ft wide, but witjhin 24 hours it had reached it's current size - and the family say they will lose their home if it gets any bigger.

Zhang said he had tried to measure the depth of the pit by letting down first a 130ft rope, then a 200ft rope, but they still hadn't reached the bottom.

"We can hear the sound of water when we stand on the edge of the hole, but when we throw down stones we don't hear them land or splash," he added.

The family are temporarily living in two rooms offered by the village office, and neighbours have helped them move most of their belongings from the house.

I don't know about anyone else, but I was in tears watching this.....HA HA

Two hit wonder, "baker Street", and "Stuck in the middle with you", but "Baker Street"  never became played out for me, even to this day. Every song I've ever heard has a "Shelf Life" to me. Some get played out sooner than others, and some haven't yet become too tiresome to hear. This song in my opinion will never be worn out within my lifetime.

Gerry's 63 year old body gave in to liver failure after years of alchohol abuse.

R.I.P.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344888/UFO-strikes-A-military-death-ray-Or-coming-Armageddon-Why-ARE-thousands-birds-falling-sky.html

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/jan/05/060831/shift-of-earths-magnetic-north-pole-impacts-tampa-/

It has been a tough year so far; but I've made it!!!

But not everyone is as lucky as I am......

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked,  "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked  "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4  'ouncer'.

Parents in  Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.  Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear