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Wife missing

Husband:  My wife of 15 years is missing.  She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

  Sheriff:  Height ?

  Husband:  I'm not sure.  A little over five-feet tall. 

  Sheriff:  Weight ?

  Husband:  Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.

  Sheriff:    Color of eyes?

  Husband:  Sort of brown I think.  Never really noticed.

  Sheriff:    Color of hair?

  Husband:  Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now.  I can’t remember.

  Sheriff:   What was she wearing ?

  Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts.  I don't know exactly.

  Sheriff:  What kind of car did she go in? 

  Husband:  She went in my truck.

  Sheriff:   What kind of truck was it ?

  Husband:    A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, backup and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats.  Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.  I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.  It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

  At this point the husband started choking up.  

  Sheriff:  “Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!” 

 

Entry #727

Great paradoxes

(1) Isn't it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many

people, but our benefits don't ?

(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student

loans when illegal aliens are receiving a free education ?

(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but

illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."

 

(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth

it." Well, then, if deporting all illegal's saves just one life, wouldn't

that be worth it ?

(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another

country, but consider it punishment to be sent back there.

 

(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be

reread.

(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to

other points of view, and are then shocked and offended when they discover

there are other points of view."

(8) Joseph Sobran said: "`Need' now means wanting someone else's money.

`Greed' means wanting to keep your own. `Compassion' is when a politician

arranges the transfer."

 

(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist

the last one was due to climate change.

Entry #726

From the Art of the Deal

Perfectly sums up The Democrats...

“There are people—I categorize them as life’s losers—who get their sense of accomplishment and achievement from trying to stop others. As far as I’m concerned, if they had any real ability they wouldn't be fighting me, they’d be doing something constructive themselves.”

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If you ask me it sums up more than the democrats. You can see such individuals posting every single day. 

Entry #725

10 things you may not know about daylight savings tme

Two of Ten facts;

IT MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ENERGY WASTER.

Despite Daylight Saving Time's origins as an energy saving strategy, research suggests it might actually be hurting the cause. One 2008 study conducted in Indiana found that the statewide implementation of DST two years earlier had boosted overall energy consumption by one percent. While it's true that changing the clocks can save residents money on lighting, the cost of heating and air conditioning tends to go up. That extra hour of daylight is only beneficial when people are willing to go outside to enjoy it.

 IT'S ALSO A HEALTH HAZARD.

Even if DST was good for your energy bill, that wouldn't negate the adverse impact it can have on human health. Numerous studies show that the extra hour of sleep we lose by springing ahead can affect us in dangerous ways. An increased risk of heart attack, stroke, and susceptibility to illness have all been linked to the time change.

For the other eight:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/10-things-you-might-not-know-about-daylight-saving-time/ss-BBK4azQ?li=BBnbcA1#image=5

Entry #724

Psychiarist vs. Bartender

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender 

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems Every time I go to bed  I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

 “Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me  three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

 “How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked. 

“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money  that I went and bought a pickup truck.” 

 “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” 

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Nobody's under there now.”

It's always better to get a second opinion! 

Entry #723

Moving...

The people complaining about Trump’s “s***hole” observation are the same ones who threatened to move to Canada in 2016.... and NOT to Mexico, Haiti or Africa.

- John LeFevre - 
Liberal hypocrisy. So predictable…

 

Entry #720

Remember when?

REMEMBER WHEN????


Remember when Donald Trump was business partners with the Russian government and his company got $53 million from the Russian government investment fund called Rusnano that was started by Vladimir Putin and is referred to as "Putin's Child?”

Oh wait, that wasn't Trump; it was John Podesta.


  Remember when Donald Trump received $500,000 for a speech in Moscow and paid for by Renaissance Capital, a company tied to Russian Intelligence Agencies? 

Oh wait, that was Bill Clinton.


  Remember when Donald Trump approved the sale of 20% of U.S. uranium to the Russians while he was Secretary of State which gave control of it to Rosatom the Russian State Atomic Energy Corporation? 

Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton.


  Remember when Donald Trump lied about that and said he wasn't a part of approving the deal that gave the Russians 1/5 of our uranium, but then his e-mails were leaked showing he did lie about it? 

Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton and John Podesta.


  Remember when Donald Trump got $145 million from shareholders of the uranium company sold to the Russians?

  Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.


  Remember when Donald Trump accepted millions in donations from Russian oligarchs like the chairman of a company that's part of the Russian Nuclear Research Cluster, the wife of the mayor of Moscow and a close pal of Putin's?

Oh wait, that was the Clinton Foundation.


  Remember when Donald Trump failed to disclose all those donations before becoming the Secretary of State, and it was only found out when a journalist went through Canadian tax records? 

Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton


  Remember when Donald Trump told Mitt Romney that the '80s called and it wanted its Russian policy back. The Cold War is over?

Oh wait, that was President Obama.


  Man, Trump's ties to Russia are really "disgusting!"


  PASS IT ON,KEEP IT GOING


 


 


 

 

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