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Yesterday, 10:33 amFill In The Blanks
Apr.15, 19--: ____________ becomes the first woman to fly across the English Channel.
April 16, 2014, 11:34 amWho Am I ?
April 15, 2014, 1:00 pmTwo Blondes
While walking in the park, two blondes see another blonde rowing her boat on the grass. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "its blondes like that one, that give us a bad name!" the second blonde replies, "I know, if I could swim I would go over there and punch her!"
April 14, 2014, 9:45 amFill In The Blanks
Apr.13,1964: ___________became the first black actor in a leading role to win an Academy Award for his performance in "____________."
April 13, 2014, 11:34 amA New Truck
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
So I took the truck!"
April 12, 2014, 11:14 amWhat Is It ?
Put into a pit
Locked beneath a grate
Watched through the night
Yet it still goes out
April 10, 2014, 11:11 amFill In The Blanks
Apr.9, 19--: British statesman _______________is proclaimed an honorary U.S. citizen by President John F. Kennedy.
April 9, 2014, 12:32 pmA Sure Bet
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."
Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
April 8, 2014, 9:49 amWhat Is It ?
It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?
April 7, 2014, 8:46 amFill In The Blanks
Apr.6,1909: U.S. explorers__________and _____________and four ______becomes the first men to reach the North Pole.
Last Edited: April 7, 2014, 8:47 am
April 6, 2014, 3:15 pmWhat's On The TV ?
I got in a fight with my wife last night and it was totally my fault.
Didn't go too well after that.
April 5, 2014, 11:35 amIs It Physically..
Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?
April 4, 2014, 10:54 amFill In The Blanks
Apr.3,1776: ___________ receives an honorary doctor of laws degree from ________College
April 3, 2014, 12:35 pmBeer vs Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help.
April 2, 2014, 10:38 amWhat Is..
What is harder to catch the faster you run?