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Today, 12:05 pmWhat Am I ?

I am needed in life but not in death and you cant star't fun without me what am I?

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Yesterday, 11:24 amTrick Question

In a very meek tone, Little Johnny asks his teacher, "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"

"Of course not, Johnny," she responds.

"Great, because I didn't do my homework."

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March 24, 2015, 11:55 amWhat Word..

What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?

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March 23, 2015, 11:42 amA Bad Waiter

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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March 21, 2015, 11:34 amNewer One

Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?

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March 19, 2015, 9:00 amTwo Drunks

Two drunks are making conversation at the bar:
-Tell me, how does your wife reacts when you come home drunk?
- I'm not married!
- And why are you drinking?

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March 18, 2015, 12:42 pmI'm Bankrupt

A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?

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March 17, 2015, 10:23 amGood Behavior

Father Reynold was having a conversation with a group of kids about how good behavior could help them go to Heaven. When he had finished, he asked them, "Where does everyone here want to go?"

Little Tina remarked, "Heaven!"

Father Reynold asked, "And what should you be to be able to get there?"

Little Harry replied, "Dead!"

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March 16, 2015, 1:54 pmWhat Am I ?

I remain calm and cool among tumult and fury,
I hide treasures and creatures you could hardly fathom,
I will crush those I welcome in deeply,
I am dark yet beautiful.

What am I?

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March 15, 2015, 12:28 pmBad News

"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his anxious patient. "You only have six months to live."

The man sat in stunned silence for several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically announced that he had no medical insurance. "I can't possibly pay you in that time," he said."OK," the doctor said. "let's make it nine months."

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March 14, 2015, 12:49 pmThe Bottom

What has a bottom at its top?

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March 13, 2015, 9:24 amFunny Quote

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

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March 12, 2015, 12:37 pmWhat Vegetable..

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March 11, 2015, 11:36 amRobot For Sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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March 10, 2015, 11:40 amWhy Do..

Why do you need to take a baseball player with you when you go camping?

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