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Medicare in a nutshell.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."


''Mrs. Sanders, please."

''Speaking."

''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good."

''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can't tell which is which."

''That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

''The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Entry #572

A conversation.

from a blaze comment pretty spot on:

Big bear writes:

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?

Entry #571

Schumer the oracle orifice.

And I really mean rectal orifice,  this pathetic scum bag career politician from NY disgusts me.  He is pretending to be concerned about protests by the violent illegal immigrants that are ready to riot???????????????????  Give me a break,  how stupid does this sh1thead Schumer think we and the congress are?

Schmucky Chucky needs to be term limited.

 

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/307223-schumer-predicts-mass-demonstrations-if-house-blocks-path-to-citizenship

schumer  LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Entry #569

It begins way too early!

Chelsea says: "It's time for a woman in the White House."         GOD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE, PLEASE, I BEG YOU PLEASE SEND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SPEAKING THIS INSANITY SOME WORKING BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg

Entry #565
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