I said to the missus the other day..
"If we won Jackpot millions on the lottery my dear, would you be happy?"
"Of course I'd be happy" she replied, "but there could be a problem?"
"Problem? What problem" I inquired?
What about the begging letters?
I replied.. "hmmmm: well, we've been sending out begging letters to big winners for years, so I guess we'd just keep on sending them out!"