Rush Limbaugh's fresh identity: 'skinny'

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Avatar LiLSpeedy -
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300 lbs to Rush is skinny. LOL
Avatar emilyg -
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Radio legend Rush Limbaugh, who has had issues with his weight over the years, is now satirizing “transracial” activist Rachel Dolezal by declaring a new physical identity for himself.

“I think I’m gonna identify as skinny,” Limbaugh said Tuesday. “That way I will not have to ever go on a diet.”

After giving it more thought during a commercial break, the host decided to make it official: “I officially today announced that I identify as skinny. From this day going forward, I am skinny.

“Now, in the old days, people’s reaction to that would be to call me delusional and maybe think I needed some help. Today, I’m brave,” he continued. “It’s a courageous act to identify as skinny when one is not. I’m sure I will get accolades all across Twitter and accolades all across Facebook, and accolades all across the Drive-By Media for positive thinking, now that I identify as skinny.”

“And I’m fully expecting that Weight Watchers and others will identify with me and welcome me to the fold as a skinny, since I now identify that way. The way I see myself is the way I am, not how you see me, and if you don’t see me that way, you’re the bigot. I’m brave!”

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Rachel Dolezal, the now-famous former head of the Spokane, Washington, chapter of the NAACP, said during a Tuesday morning “Today” interview she still identifies as a black woman, despite the fact she was born white.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
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Sarcasm ...
: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual

Now that you know the definition, I'm sure you are aware of how many times it is used by you and your cohorts.

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