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Things you would like to say at work

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  1. I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.
  2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronouce.
  3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  5. Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
  6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  8. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  9. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  11. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  12. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  14. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
  15. Chaos, panic, & disorder — my work here is done.
Entry #136

Comments

Avatar emilyg -
#1
funny.
Avatar csfb -
#2

I use #8 sometimes - instead of "artist" however, I say "genius".
Avatar justxploring -
#3
Funny and so true! #11 & #15 are the reasons I've been trying to start my own business or work as an independent contractor. #1 is the reason I was fired from my last job. I didn't use those words (of course) but I suppose my attitude said them for me. Some managers are always right, even when they are dead wrong. "Hell with flourescent lighting" is a perfect description of a store where I worked. Maybe Hell would be better..at least I'd know I did something wrong and deserved to be punished!! LOL
Avatar Litebets27 -
#4
Good stuff! I wish I could use some of them on the job, especially #'s
14 and 15. And then there are #'s 1, 5, 9, and 11.
and I'd add the "B" word onto #12. (oops)

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