I went into Stop and Shop to get my megabucks ticket and I told the owner that she should make my ticket a jackpot winner.  She replied,"If I could do that I would have done it to myself years ago".  She went on to say, "I have not had a big winner in this store in twelve years since she has been there".  So I said "You better get ready for all the news cameras because tomorrow I am going to put you on the map".  Then she said "Well at least I will get the 1% bonus for the win".  I said "see ya".-weshar75