At church Sunday morning, the preacher brought out 3 earthworms and 3 test tubes

He explained that he was going to try an experiment with the worms and that there would be a moral to the story

He then dropped the 1st worm into a test tube containing whiskey

The next worm went into a test tube filled with smoke

The last worm was dropped into a test tube filled with plain ol' dirt

Then the preacher continued with his sermon for about 30 minutes

He then checked the first test tube....the worm was dead

Same with the second test tube.......the worm was dead

Picking up the 3rd test tube, every one was amazed that the worm was alive !

Then he asked the worshippers if anyone knew the moral to this experiment

A little 4 year old girl shouted   " Yes !!!!  If you drink and smoke, you will never get worms ! "

'nuff said..