Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove

And seemed to be far too qualified for the job.   She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:    "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chrysler's and I voted twice for Obama."