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A Good Clean Joke


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot a VERY important wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat."

The next day the wife found a small package in the driveway.  She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements are pending.

Entry #29


four4meComment by four4me - September 8, 2006, 10:27 am
AHHhh hahhhahhhha hhhahhahhaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
angelmComment by angelm - September 8, 2006, 12:04 pm
justxploringComment by justxploring - September 8, 2006, 3:02 pm
I love it!
Comment by jim695 - September 8, 2006, 7:59 pm
Hilarious!! Here's my favorite:

A guy walks into a doctor's office, and he has a frog growing out of his forehead. The doctor takes a quick look and exclaims, "My God, man, this is the most terrible case I've ever seen! How did it happen?" The frog says, "I'm not sure, Doc; it started out as a wart on my butt..."

Comment by shalini - September 8, 2006, 11:39 pm
very funny!

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