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My lazy gun.
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I THINK I HAVE A LAZY GUN
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail.
I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.
It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail.
It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.
You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is third in murders throughout the world.
But if you take out just four cities (Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, and New Orleans), the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders
These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.
All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMONcRATS.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.
I hear they're making people fat.
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