You just have to  appreciate this one.
Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired.....

Charley,  a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get  to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.  But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven,  sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. 

One day the boss called him into the office  for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your  work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you  finally get here;  but your being late so often is quite bothersome." 

"Yes, I know boss, and I am sorry and am working on it." 

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear."   

"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder."

Seeming puzzled, the manager went on  to comment, "I know you're retired  from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?"

The old man  looked down at the floor, then smiled.  He chuckled quietly, then said  with a grin,

"They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"