During the last year of my marriage, my wife and I took a trip to Sears. While there my wife suggested that I tuck my shirt in because I looked like a slob. Fearing what would happen if I did not comply I did as instructed. As we left Sears we were stopped by security who insisted they saw me stick something down my pants. My wife was furious and said " I've known this man 20 years and I can assure you there is nothing down the front of his pants!" I used to think she was defending me but now I'm not so sure.