I recently overheard two women talking about their recent dates. One lady who by the way looked just like Dustin Hoffman in the role of "tootsie" said, "It was alright. I mean I wouldn't reserve all my Friday nights for him though. When the check came, I went to the bathroom so he would know what was expected of him." 

Good thing it wasn't me she was out with. I would have put a condom on her plate while she was gone so she would know what was expected of HER!