Years ago in simpler times, a buddy and I were out having a couple beers. As we were leaving, we needed to pee but the bathroom was full so we decided to go outside behind the bar in a quite rural area. As luck would have it, as we were relieving ourselves, a local female sheriff pulled up. I was cited for indecent exposure but all my buddy got was a warning. When I inquired as to why my friend only got a warning she said because he was pretty decent!!

Just a joke friends!