Costco is always giving away free samples while your shopping. Some people however think that taking your wife and six kids to try these samples constitutes a family outing. I'm sure you've seen them. Eight people walking around for an hour with one item in their cart. Then they stop that cart sideways in the middle of the isle running back and forth looking like hungry squirrels trying to save lunch money. Hey honey, did you try the buffalo turd on tortilla chip?