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When you're over 60...
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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches but when you're over sixty...who cares?
I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut,
You'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Cost me a fat lip but, when you're over sixty...who cares?
I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches. But when you're over sixty...who cares?
Comments
Don't discount those big boned women because that means there is more to love. My dad had a saying meat is for a man and a bone is for a dog.
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