- Home
- Premium Memberships
- Lottery Results
- Forums
- Predictions
- Lottery Post Videos
- News
- Search Drawings
- Search Lottery Post
- Lottery Systems
- Lottery Charts
- Lottery Wheels
- Worldwide Jackpots
- Quick Picks
- On This Day in History
- Blogs
- Online Games
- Premium Features
- Contact Us
- Whitelist Lottery Post
- Rules
- Lottery Book Store
- Lottery Post Gift Shop
The time is now 1:40 am
You last visited
June 8, 2024, 1:40 am
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)
Why Parents Drink...
Published:
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?"
Small voice whispered, "Yes, he's out in the garden,"
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
So the boss asked, "Well, is your Mommy there?"
"Yes, she's out in the garden too."
The boss asked; "May I talk with her?"
Again the 'No'.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, He's busy,"whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men."
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"It's a helicopter"answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.
"The search team just landed a helicopter."
"A search team?" said the boss. "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
"ME"
Comments
Thanks EM.
Post a Comment
Please Log In
To use this feature you must be logged into your Lottery Post account.
Not a member yet?
If you don't yet have a Lottery Post account, it's simple and free to create one! Just tap the Register button and after a quick process you'll be part of our lottery community.
Register