Clinton �

Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane. The plane crashed. Who survived?
America.

Did you hear about Hillary getting pneumonia?
Apparently, she was hacking it up more than Russia.

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza?
Little Seizures.

Why is Hillary now a F?
Because she deleted the emale.

Hillary Clinton was addressing a group of American Indians in New York telling them all she did as senator and all she plans to do for them as President.
At the end of the meeting the chief gave her a plaque with her honorary Indian name, Walking Eagle.
After she left someone asked the chief if there is any meaning to that name.
He said "A walking Eagle is a bird that is so full of crap, it can not fly."