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If Objects Had A Gender--
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ZIPLOC BAGS � male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE � male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS � female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE � male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER � female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE � male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON � male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES � female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE � female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY � male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS � male, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER � male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL � female...
Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider... it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which button to press - he keeps trying.
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