- Home
- Premium Memberships
- Lottery Results
- Forums
- Predictions
- Lottery Post Videos
- News
- Search Drawings
- Search Lottery Post
- Lottery Systems
- Lottery Charts
- Lottery Wheels
- Worldwide Jackpots
- Quick Picks
- On This Day in History
- Blogs
- Online Games
- Premium Features
- Contact Us
- Whitelist Lottery Post
- Rules
- Lottery Book Store
- Lottery Post Gift Shop
The time is now 6:16 pm
You last visited
May 14, 2024, 6:10 pm
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)
The Rabbi's Wife
Published:
The Rabbi's Wife
At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says,
"I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him
in synagogue for an hour after services for me ?"
Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong
friend, he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking
him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks,
"Irving what are you really up to ?"
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi,
"I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right
now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and
says, "You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago !!
Comments
Thanks for the light hearted fun :-)
Post a Comment
Please Log In
To use this feature you must be logged into your Lottery Post account.
Not a member yet?
If you don't yet have a Lottery Post account, it's simple and free to create one! Just tap the Register button and after a quick process you'll be part of our lottery community.
Register