A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.  After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust.....

"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too my dear, I didn't know we had a choice."