"I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

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One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
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The Marine looks at the man and says,

"Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man says,

"Okay," and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again tells the man,

"Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanks him and again walks away.

On the third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying,

"I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says,

"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looks at the Marine and says,

"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"See you tomorrow, Sir!"

Entry #2,228

Comments

Avatar sully16 -
#1
Love it Emily.
Avatar konane -
#2
Good one Em!
Avatar CARBOB -
#3
Excellent!!
Avatar eddessaknight -
#4
One that finds it's indelible mark!
Avatar lakerben -
#5
It's incredible after he cleaned up the mess left from the last republican and people complain. I saw a show yesterday where three old timers were saying the same thing $1.87 a gas,high stock market the lowest jobless rate in 43 years and people complain. The one old timer said they need their head examined. I tend to agree Obamaa did a great job and we would be anywhere near a dow of 20k if it wasn't for him. It was really high last year and my stock broker agrees with me. Touche!
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#6
LB, your about as dysfunctional as the Mule was. Do some friggen research will you, educate yourself. oops my bad, you're one of those libatrds. Wait the Stock market didn't crash as you projected did it? Oh yea it hit 20,000 today another milestone. It has Gained 1700 points since November 8th, so I guess that blows your theory all to hell now doesn't it? Come back and join us when you've got something of substance to say.!
Avatar CARBOB -
#7
LB is another one of those who are 10 cards short of a full deck!!
Avatar lakerben -
#8
I'm more popular than trumpies on this site!
Avatar lakerben -
#9
I'm more popular than trumpies on this site!
Avatar emilyg -
#10
LB - you're a legend in your own mind.    Your comments are total CNN and WAPO - fake news.
Avatar rcbbuckeye -
#11
Hey LB, did you have to post it twice to convince yourself?
You didn't convince anyone else.

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