from an email:

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06
right in the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it all alone and
went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, a neighbor boy across
the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and
quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right
where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed
anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with
all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and
how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun on earth.
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take
out just 4 cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington, DC and New Orleans, the
United States is 4th from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders.
These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.
ALL 4 of these cities are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right? Well,
I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people Fat.

The liberal stronghold of Baltimore, Steny Hoyer, Babs Mikulski, Von hollen, Cardin are responsible for this disaster.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/did-you-hear-that-amid-baltimores-surge-in-killings-a-faint-cry-in-a-locked-car/2017/05/14/5700672e-34f0-11e7-b373-418f6849a004_story.html