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Wednesday Warning Label

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  Found on a bottle of Brut aftershave lotion:

                WARNING:  Flammable until dry.  Do not use when smoking or near fire, flame, or heat.

You spot an attractive person, you splash on a little aftershave, you light up a smoke for that sophisticated look, you -BOOM! - you spend the rest of the night in the burn unit.

Entry #231

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Avatar justxploring -
#1
The same thing can happen after eating Texas chili.
Avatar justxploring -
#2
My last comment made me think of this. Why waste money on expensive smoking cessation techniques and nicotine patches? Lock the smoker in a small room without windows or ventilation. Serve him cabbage, broccoli, beans and perhaps the fear of sponteous combustion will keep him from lighting up.
Avatar emilyg -
#3
tried it - didn't work    lol

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