Political Terms

Published: December 2, 2006, 3:29 pm

Updated: December 2, 2006, 3:30 pm

Not original - just something I read online and wanted to share.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk in the sewage system.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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Comments

Rick G - Dec 2, 2006, 8:29 pm

DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You vote for one of them and you get skim milk.

justxploring - Dec 2, 2006, 11:49 pm

Okay, Rick. Trying to figure that one out. What's the form of government when you order 2 cows but all you get is a lot of bulls***?

emilyg - Dec 3, 2006, 12:41 am

nanc - it's called bushcheneydenial syndrome.

Rick G - Dec 3, 2006, 5:09 am

lol...Nancy, you put it better than I did.

justxploring - Dec 3, 2006, 5:47 am

Emily, that's it! Bush-Cheit. Doesn't look as funny in writing as it does in my head.