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Political Terms

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Last Edited: December 2, 2006, 3:30 pm

Not original - just something I read online and wanted to share. 

 

 

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and gives it to someone else.


COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.


FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you milk.


NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.


BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk in the sewage system.


CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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Comments

1.
Rick GComment by Rick G - December 2, 2006, 8:29 pm
DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You vote for one of them and you get skim milk.
2.
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 2, 2006, 11:49 pm
Okay, Rick. Trying to figure that one out. What's the form of government when you order 2 cows but all you get is a lot of bulls***?
3.
emilygComment by emilyg - December 3, 2006, 12:41 am
nanc - it's called bushcheneydenial syndrome.
4.
Rick GComment by Rick G - December 3, 2006, 5:09 am
lol...Nancy, you put it better than I did.
5.
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 3, 2006, 5:47 am
Emily, that's it! Bush-Cheit. Doesn't look as funny in writing as it does in my head.

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