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The Shortest Fairy Tale
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I have no idea who wrote this (sent to me by a friend) but I cleaned it up a little for our "family" web site
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"and..
The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never
watched rugby, never wore freakin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous
in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
"THE END"
The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never
watched rugby, never wore freakin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous
in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
"THE END"
(anyone remember Fractured Fairy Tales on Rocky & Bullwinkel?)
Comments
Reminds me of my local supermarket. There should be a law against wearing dirty saggy sweatpants out of the house. I'll put up with the burping, swearing and fart-cutting, but the nasty, stained bed-clothes paraded in public is absolutely intolerable and not only a turn-off but makes you wonder what produce they handled before you got there.
BTW, I would never pass wind in the company of another person. Even when I was married I closed the door! :-) Seriously, today a man I work with belched and I said "I guess you must consider me to be one of the boys." Personally, unless it's an accident due to indigestion or acid reflux (sometimes it just happens to people) I think making animal grunts out of any orifice is disgusting.
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