The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued,
didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never
watched rugby, never wore freakin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous
in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.