Doggie Wonderland

Published: December 7, 2006, 12:43 pm

Updated: December 7, 2006, 12:49 pm

For all who are owned by a dog. Wink Came in email, author unknown.

DOGGIE WONDERLAND

Dog tags ring, are you listening?

In the land, snow is glistening;

It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a sign for wandering vagrants;

"Avoid where I pee, it's MY property!

Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

Following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man,

So all the world will know that

it's mine - mine - mine!!

Straight from me to the fence post,

Flows my natural incense boast;

"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland."

Entry #690

Comments

Rick G - Dec 7, 2006, 7:27 pm

Good one, konane! When the chihuahua races resume, this could be the theme song for the Memphis Derby on Thanksgiving Day, 2007.

LOTTOMIKE - Dec 7, 2006, 10:13 pm

me and skeeter just got through reading this.fantastic!

skeeter is already looking forward to thanksgiving 2007!!