Here's a good story.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
CES - They have the one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is
back on the mar ket. They’re asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "I love you, too, Bye."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"