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The Perfect Husband

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Here's a good story.


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
CES - They have the one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is
back on the mar ket. They’re asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "I love you, too, Bye."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Entry #29

Comments

1.
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 9, 2006, 5:56 pm
Obviously this isn't a new story. I just realized it says "2005" when talking about the car. I also never heard of a Mercedes CES, so I should have edited it. I know there is a C230, 240, 320, etc. The phone rang and I got distracted. It's still a funny story however.
2.
emilygComment by emilyg - December 10, 2006, 12:47 am
funny. best husband is a travelling salesman.
3.
Rick GComment by Rick G - December 10, 2006, 3:47 am
That was hysterical!!!
4.
Comment by DoubleDown - December 10, 2006, 9:26 pm
I LOVE this joke !!!

I had to cut and paste and send to my friends...

Thanks Nancy !!

Mike

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