To All Employees

From: Management

Subject:  Office conduct during the Christmas Season

Effective immediately, employee's shoud keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC ( the Federal Reverly Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1.   Running aluminum through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

2.   Playing Jingle  Bells on the push- button phone is forbidden ( it creates an incredible long distance bill).

3.  Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug".

4.   Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

5.   All  fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6.  Eggnog will  NOT be dispensed  in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.