Miami congressional candidate claims she was visited by aliens

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Avatar JAP69 -
#1
I can believe that. Have you ever read about the space alien in my blog. Goes by the name "I". Nice friendly sort of alien. Has not been around in awhile. Will need to give him a call on my planetary phone and see what he has been up to.
Maybe he could give me some advice on this fungal disease running rampant in the garden.
Avatar JAP69 -
#2
I spoke to "I" just a few minutes ago. He confirmed that she was visited according to the interplanetary visitors log.
"I" said to keep using the baking soda for the plant fungus. He said to try the neem oil as well.
Avatar lejardin -
#3
Are they sure it wasn't Maxine Watters? Sounds like something coming outta her moutj.
Avatar lejardin -
#4
Ooops.... "mouth"
Avatar amber123 -
#5
And you pubtards call the dems crazy.....aahahahahahahhahahhaa

This explains the lunacy of the right...ding dong ding dong!!
Avatar mikeintexas -
#6
I can believe it;   there's about a dozen aliens living on my block and I'm pretty sure they're all of the illegal variety. None have ever visited me and I would discourage that if they did. I'd introduce myself as "La Migra".
Avatar jarasan -
#7
There is a fungus among us.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#8
It's under your tongue malcontent.

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