Need a laugh?
Published: December 29, 2004, 2:48 am
The men picked up each broken piece of the normer tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance with a minty smell on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than half an hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.
"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate boothpaste."