“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
“Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!” 

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” 

“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

“Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything….Grab them by the *****. You can do anything.”

“[The New York Times] don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t – they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.” 

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.”

“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”

I hate to tell you Puerto Rico, but you've thrown our budget a little out of whack," the president said jokingly on his trip to the Island Tuesday. "Because we've spent a lot of money on Puerto Rico."
At least more people didn't die!

“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK?”

“Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!”

“I never attacked him on his looks and believe me, there’s a lot of subject matter there.”

“I’m looking at guys like Marco Rubio who has the worst voting record in the United States Senate. Young guy although he sweats more than any young person I’ve seen in my life. I’ve never seen a person sweat — I have never seen a guy down water like he downs water. They bring it in in buckets for this guy.”

“How stupid are the people of Iowa? How stupid are the people of the country to believe this crap?”

“When he said he stabbed somebody with a knife but it hit a belt buckle—I know all about knives and belt buckles.”

“I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering.”

“I know where she went, it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting.”

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” 



“Happy  #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

“[Kasich] is just a guy who is a stubborn guy who eats like a slob.” 

“I will give you everything. … I’m the only one.”

“I feel like a supermodel except, like, times 10, OK? It’s true. I’m a supermodel.” 

“That could be a Mexican plane up there. They’re getting ready to attack,”

“You’re living in poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose? And at the end of four years, I guarantee you that I will get over 95 percent of the African-American vote. I promise you. Because I will produce.”

“This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago.