11.  I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

10.  My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

9.  I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

8.  Cats. Circulate a petition that sleeping become  a juried competition in major animal shows.

7. Come to understand that cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars.

6. Hamster. Do't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steriods, or they'll flush me.!

5. Get a bite of that freak who gives me that shot every year.

4. Grow opposable thumb, break in pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

3. Cats. Use now livingroom sofa as scratching post.

2. January 1st kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

January 2nd- December 31. Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 new year's Resolutions Made by Pets..

I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND.