The picture at the bottom fits my cat Prissy to a T!
Every morning around 5am here she comes scratching under the edge of the bed & I always throw a little pillow over to knock her up side the head then she jumps on the bed then of course I get up and do those things!...lol

It's me again...forgot to say the first one is what I look like when I wake up...& in the 2nd one I talk to my cat in cat language too & I agree with the 3rd one for sure about money...not much fun when you don't have much money!...that's why a lot of us try to win some playing the lottery!
But the last one hits the nail on the head with my Priscilla...she's something else...she has a routine & I dare not break it!

When our cat was alive I used to talk to her in cat language too. MEOW, MEOW. She would answer me back.