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Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went into a local park, grabbed a little boy took him behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."
signed,
"The blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10.000 in a brown bag behind the tree, just as she insisted.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money . I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
Comments
I'm blonde - platinum actually. I've heard them all. It's a good thing I'm not a DD cup or nobody would ever take me seriously. :-)
"I'm not a DD cup or nobody would ever take me seriously. :-)"
I know you are just trying to make a point...but if you were DD, I would look at you VERY SERIOUSLY!
LOL
Two blonds and a brunet are hanging from a rope and the brunet gives a big speech on how she is going to sacrifice herself for them........ The blonds clap.
that's great cashinn.!!
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