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Blonde Kidnapper


A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went into a local park, grabbed a little boy took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."


"The blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10.000 in a brown bag behind the tree, just as she insisted.

Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money . I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."


Entry #36


angelmComment by angelm - December 27, 2006, 4:38 pm
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 27, 2006, 5:46 pm
Cute, Beth. That's as bad as the one about the blonde who couldn't sell her old car because it had 150,000 miles on it, so a mechanic she knew turned the odometer back for her. A few weeks later he ran into her at the market and asked her if she finally got a buyer. "Why would I sell my car now? It only has 38,000 miles on it."

I'm blonde - platinum actually. I've heard them all. It's a good thing I'm not a DD cup or nobody would ever take me seriously. :-)
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 27, 2006, 5:47 pm
Gosh, even my smiley is playing games on me. Where's that hair dye?
Comment by shalini - December 27, 2006, 10:37 pm
LOL...its a very sweet joke :)
Elizabeth03Comment by Elizabeth03 - December 28, 2006, 6:58 am
Thank you everyone for your comments. I love funny jokes and stories.
truecriticComment by truecritic - December 28, 2006, 7:23 am

"I'm not a DD cup or nobody would ever take me seriously. :-)"

I know you are just trying to make a point...but if you were DD, I would look at you VERY SERIOUSLY!
Elizabeth03Comment by Elizabeth03 - December 28, 2006, 7:27 am
truecritic,, that's hilarious. Good one!..
cashinnComment by cashinn - December 28, 2006, 10:43 am
A good laugh does the body good. Got one for ya.

Two blonds and a brunet are hanging from a rope and the brunet gives a big speech on how she is going to sacrifice herself for them........ The blonds clap.
Elizabeth03Comment by Elizabeth03 - December 29, 2006, 4:58 pm

that's great cashinn.!!

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