have you heard this

a black bird decided that he didnt want to go south for the winter.so he stayed in the barn.as the winter got colder and colder the bird said to himself that he needed to fly around to keep warm.so as he was flying around the barn yard he fell out of the air almost complety frozen.he fell down down down and landed in a hot cowpile. he came too.and said this feels pretty good so he stuck his beak out of the pileand started singing.well this woke up the farmers cat which came out and ate that poor little bird

the moral of the story?

if your happy in your little pile of s**t,keep your mouth shut.bud1