You might be a redneck if....

Published: January 11, 2007, 12:16 am

The only signal you use while driving is "the finger."

Your barber wears rubber gloves.

Your will mentions tires.

The ATM starts laughing when you walk up to it.

Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats.

The first time you danced with your wife it cost you $20.

thanks to jeff

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Comments

konane - Jan 11, 2007, 11:27 am

Ooooh, those are good!!!

emilyg - Jan 11, 2007, 1:34 pm

konane - thanks. i actually tried vaccuming my bed the other day - lol

konane - Jan 11, 2007, 6:01 pm

If your cats, like my dog are allowed on the bed (who can keep a cat off a bed anyway?) then vacuuming works well!!