I know what you mean. There are 2 situations that I say "I must have a sign on my back"

(1) is when a weirdo approaches me or asks me out. Seems as if there's a sign that says, if you belong in a padded cell, see Nancy over there in the corner. It's because I smile at everyone. So maybe that's a signal.

(2) is when I work in a place and co-workers tease me and ridicule me, sometimes for no reason. They're usually men (probably have little weiners. lol) Even when I protest, it just makes things worse. So I need to walk into a room with confidence and a "don't mess with me" attitude. Sometimes it's my fault, but I am trying to focus on a more positive image of myself.

hummm...sounds kinda like the comment of "17, oh thank you Mistress, may I have please have another"...oh wait...wrong site, nevermind.

I saw that movie, Sir Metro. It was Animal House.