I went to the local NFL licensed sports memorabilia store today.   I picked up a magnetic Bears logo (the black and orange bear head) to put on my van but my van must be made out of styrofoam 'cuz it wouldn't stick on the surface and the flower print window treatments got in the way of viewing it on the glass so I had to bring it inside.    

I found a suitable location on the interior of my front door.    Then I googled 'colt pictures' and found a picture of a newborn colt lying on the grass with its legs all akimbo and looking at the camera for mercy.

Underneath this darling picture of a frail colt I printed " "Breakfast of Champions" This was then placed under the gaping jaws of the Bears logo.
 

The only things left to do are washing the jerseys that are provided to all that enter my domicile for a Bear's game and purchasing the mass quantities of alcohol and tailgate food products that are requirements of the event...I also have to work on a betting square.

The Most Reverend Coach Ditka finally shared his inspirational knowledge and picked Da Bears over the Colts, 28-24. Gotta love the enthusiasm of the Reverend. I only had Da Bears 27-24.

Have a fun and safe weekend everyone. And on a serious note, Super Bowl Sunday is the single biggest day of the year for domestic violence calls to our men in blue.   Keep it cool, gentlemen....it's just a game.   Leave the wife and kids out of it.