Isn't this from Shakespeare?    There was a famous leader, King Psykomo, who always wanted a pony when he was a boy. He won the lottery and bought lots of land, charmed many women, traveled to foreign lands but, alas, he ended up alone with all his wealth. So one day he traded it all for a ride on the merry-go-round at Disney World. His life was changed forever and now he's singing "Back in the Saddle Again." The End