1.  Never take beer to a job interview.

2.  It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.

3.  Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

4.  While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

5.  Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

6.  Be aggresive.  Let her know you're interested:  "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall."

7.  Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

8.  It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.

9.  Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

10. Do not burn rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

It's hard to solve a Redneck murder because all the DNA is the same and because there are no dental records.

(Thanks Bluegrass.)