omg, really good ones, thanks Konane.

Thanks Sully. I'm still laughing at some of them.

The headline blurb about the Australian man being bitten TWICE on the penis by a spider has my legs still crossed. I don't know if it was twice by the same spider or a repeat incident, but after the first time I would have doused the house in DDT or taken a flamethrower to the cobwebs.

Reminds me of the old joke about the guys out camping and one being bitten "there" by a rattler. "You'll be all right." assured the other guy. I'll get you to a hospital." "You'll have to suck the poison out, first." said the stricken man. "Dude, you're gonna die." exclaimed the other.

Thanks Mike. We have spiders in the house here which have a very tragic ending when I find them.

I find it hard to believe Trump would put "Whales" instead of "Wales" unless he was using speech-to-text and just didn't catch it. Of course, things like this, his malapropisms and mistakes are MUCH more egregious than were Obama's.

I'm not a fan of Prince Charles and wish after the Queen passes, the title could simply skip him and to Prince William, but I've read that's not at all possible. After his disastrous marriage to Lady Di, I don't think he's all that liked in Great Britain. I predict that when he becomes King, he will reign over the downfall of the monarchy.

My mom was once bitten by a brown recluse and it took a long time for it to heal.

Thanks Mike. Pres Trump's misspellings give the press something real to report. 🤣

Brown recluse bites are supposed to be terrible. They say they have nasty little mouths.