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Thursday Warning Labels

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On a muffin Packet:

  Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

On a washing machine in a laundromat:

  No small children.

On a Swedish chain saw:

  Do not attempt to stop  chain  with your hands or genitals.

On a bottle of baby lotion:

  Keep away from children.

On a bottle or rum:

  Open bottle before drinking.

Entry #343

Comments

Avatar justxploring -
#1
That Swedish warning is hysterical!   Regarding the run bottle, I suppose if you're too sh**faced to know you've got to open up the bottle first, maybe you shouldn't! LOL
Avatar emilyg -
#2
Nancy - Sir Metro blogged that he lost his testicles - wonder if he bought a chain saw recently.
Avatar justxploring -
#3
Just noticed I typed "run bottle" instead of "rum" and I'm 100% sober. Oy!

On a job application yesterday it asked if I spoke, read or wrote any foreign languages fluently. I almost wrote "typo" and "internet acronyms"

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