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The Week In Pictures: Sharpie Edition
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So many good ones this week.
THE WEEK IN PICTURES: SHARPIE EDITION
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2019/09/the-week-in-pictures-sharpie-edition.php
Just had to repost one though.
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All the young whippersnappers will have left to listen to will be the likes of Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. I predict mass suicides beginning in a decade or two....or a huge rise in eardrum removal surgery.
"Woman arrested for defecating on boss' desk after winning the lottery."
At first, I figured it must have been real "fake news", something from The Onion, but I found an article that had an interview w/ her after she bonded out of jail after being arrested. (What would they charge her with? Assault? Littering? I guess indecent exposure if someone saw her do it)
There was this quote and true or not, it's hilarious: "On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s **** for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine."
I dunno; I think I would have just emailed my notice to him.
I think it was a parody that was picked up by legitimate news websites.
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