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Silly Puns

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1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame Way.

3.  What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Dam

4.  What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A Stick

5.  What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroid's   

6.  What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled Milk

7.  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

8.  What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A Nervous Wreck

9.  What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang

A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang Whack

10.  What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese Green laugh

 

 

Entry #68

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - March 3, 2007, 7:31 pm
LOL
2.
cashinnComment by cashinn - March 5, 2007, 1:48 pm
Me 2

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