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Silly Puns
Published:
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A Stick
5. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?Polaroid's
6. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
8. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A Nervous Wreck
9. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang
A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang Whack
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho Cheese 
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